Drink Up

To all my friends who enjoy a glass of wine...and those who don't...

As Ben Franklin said, in wine there is wisdom, in beer there is freedom, in
water there is bacteria.

In a number of carefully controlled trials, scientists have demonstrated
that if we drink one liter of water each day, at the end of the year we
would have absorbed more than one kilo of Escherichia coli, (E. Coli), the
bacteria found in feces. In other words, we are consuming one kilo of poop.


However, we do NOT run that risk when drinking wine and beer (or tequila,
rum, whiskey, or other liquor) because alcohol has to go through a
purification process of boiling, filtering and/or fermenting.

Remember:
Water = poop
wine = health.

Therefore, it's better to drink wine and talk stupid, than to drink water
and be full of shit.

There is no need to thank me for this valuable information. I'm doing it as
a public service for all my friends......


Thank you step mother for the words of wisdom.