Remeber in High School when you used to drink a bottle of Boones Farm with two buddies and you would all act like you were getting drunk. Well today I learned that Boones Farm only contains 3.9% alcohol by volume. That is less percentage than beer in the state of Missouri. I now feel like less of a man for "pretending" to get drunk off the Farm in high school.
Now I'm depressed and think I might drink my sorrows away tonight with a ice cold bottle of Boones Farm. I will let you know how my hangover is treating me tomorrow.
Tuesday, July 1, 2008
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2 comments:
are you hungover from boones?
You write very well.
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