My Blog's Current Status

Work is keeping me busy. No time for any ideas here.

Note From Scooter

From Scooter:

“Are you taking a typing class or something?”
Anonymous Superior, commenting on the abundance of emails to from me to his inbox. Sorry Anonymous Superior, there is a lot of work going on.

OK, we get it, your on the fast track around here. For those of you that don't know, Scooter got promoted here at work. Well, ever since Scooter's promotion was made public he has certainly been blogging a lot about it - 1, 2, 3. Have some humility there guy. Some of us are still in the P.A.C.

Nothing to say

I literally have nothing to say but wanted to get a post up for all(7) of my readers. I hope everyone had a safe, fun 4th and came back with all your fingers. Tomorrow should be a lot more fun around here. Enjoy the photo. One of my all time favorites. We've certainly come a long way since 7th Heaven, haven't we.

Standing Ban

This article is featured on Yahoo home page this morning. It goes into saying that Arrowhead Stadium is "banning" standing by fans. Well my friends, this story is a bit misleading. There has always been a code of conduct at Arrowhead that asks for you to avoid prolonged standing and excessive celebration. Do you really think that a stadium, especially Arrowhead, is going to BAN standing altogether. Give me a break. And over the years, it hasn't been too much of a problem. Yes, there was a time when Arrowhead was the loudest most intimidating stadium to play. Well not anymore. As a season ticket holder I promise you that the last three years more people sit than stand. Of course you get your occasional drunk asswhole who thinks he owns the stadium, and that guy needs to sit down.

I guess my point here is that no stadium/owner in their right mind would ban a fan or a group of fans from standing. If you go to the game, you respect those around you. That's it. If the guy behind me sends a text message in ratting me out for standing after a TD or turnover, I'm gonna be pissed. Tap me on the shoulder and ask me to sit. If I'm rude back, then go on and tattle text. Punk.

The Chiefs home opener is September 19 vs. Oakland and the place will be rockin'. I will let you all know if they start escorting people out from getting off their ass. I seriously doubt it will happen.

Boones Farm

Remeber in High School when you used to drink a bottle of Boones Farm with two buddies and you would all act like you were getting drunk. Well today I learned that Boones Farm only contains 3.9% alcohol by volume. That is less percentage than beer in the state of Missouri. I now feel like less of a man for "pretending" to get drunk off the Farm in high school.

Now I'm depressed and think I might drink my sorrows away tonight with a ice cold bottle of Boones Farm. I will let you know how my hangover is treating me tomorrow.

Is Missouri Next?

4 days of work.

When Knight Rider Goes Too Far

What a classic show. A talking car that makes a mediocre guy seem like the coolest chap on the planet. Well my readers, I happen to be realted to a real life Knight Rider...


Meet my step-bro "Babo/Burt Jr."



and his car "big black".


Babo has always enjoyed fast cars and a lack of women. That is where I draw the parallels between The Hoff and Babo. I mean, come on Hoff, you couldn't pull in some better tale in Baywatch than this? I mean, her sister was smokin! Sounds just like Babo. He always had the fly ride but couldn't land the hottie.

Well Burt, we hope you and Big Black change that streak of Stephanie Holden's and land a Caroline or two. Keep her clean bro, keep her clean.

Much love brother, the car looks nice!


DB